Watchtower/Tim Horton's Announce New Partnership (page 2)

Scully

Special blue Roll Up The Rim™ cups have been ordered exclusively for this partnership.

skeeter1

How much is the Watchtower's kickback per item/pound sold? The Watchtower could make millions.

Skeeter

AlmostAtheist

How much is the Watchtower's kickback per item/pound sold? The Watchtower could make millions.

The Kingdom Ministry that would follow would no doubt point out that such high-quality cases retail for as much as $500. But the brothers should only donate as much as they feel will save them from the buring fires of ~~Hell~~ Armageddon.

I love our abusive, drunken, whore of a "mother organization", don't you?

Dave

serendipity

lol @ dave

anewme

Dave you are so funny you should write for Saturday Night Live!!!!

Hey, how many of you would vote Dave THE FUNNIEST XJW????

Or the Last XComic Standing!!!

We ought to have a contest and vote the winners!!!!

Robdar

Jehovah's Witnesses will be given their discount upon showing their brief case to the cashier, or reciting the code phrase "shun your mother".

ROFLMAO!

Very funny piece, AA!

AK - Jeff

I love it, Dave.

That was always my fav part of the ministry too. Coffee and donuts.

In fact, I am on my way to a coffee now. But I don't carry a bookbag any longer.

Jeff

Watchtower/Tim Horton's Announce New Partnership