Look at the source: Weekly World News.
For those of you not from the U.S.A, WWN is a grocery store tabloid that usually focuses on stories like:
ALIEN BIBLE TRANSLATED!
Extraterrestrials follow the teachings of Oprah Winfrey
ALIENS USING E-MAIL TO SEDUCE EARTH WOMEN
Aliens have tapped into our Internet connections
POWERFUL EARTHQUAKE WILL LEAVE CALIFORNIA STANDING
A DEVASTATING earthquake will strike California in the next five to ten years -- with a force so powerful it will plunge the rest of the country into the sea, and leave the Golden State intact, experts say.
3-year-old predicts future with shocking accuracy!
BIBLE'S 4 HORSEMEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS IN PARIS
PARIS - A funny thing happened on the way to Doomsday - theFour Horsemen of the Apocalypse got lost and had to ask for directions!
You get the idea...