Pony Tail = Preemptive Strike on the Dubs

by Siddhashunyata 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • Siddhashunyata
    Siddhashunyata

    Since growing a pony tail I have a sense of command . I am no longer visited by the elders ( to encourage me), dubs may say hello but never converse ( to encourage me). I have a sense that I'm having the last word . Impowering. The poney tail must speak volumes to them. Hilarious! As the saying goes : the best defense is a good offense.

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    LOL if only you'd known it was that easy years ago!

  • Wasanelder Once
    Wasanelder Once

    Yes, but that's only because your ponytail says, " 'Satan can now call you "My Little Pony' " (lol)

    W.Once

    (of the pony tails are for girls class)

  • happy1975
    happy1975

    If you happen to be female wearing a short skirt or getting a piercing (for me - my upper ear) will have the same desired effect (well, in ultra-conservative New England, anyway).

    -Happy

  • cyd0099
    cyd0099

    I just had to move away, start smoking a pipe, get a girlfriend, grow a beard, and stay away from all things dub-related.

    If I'd known all it took was a pony tail,I'd have kept mine.

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    Simple, but effective, good for you. Perhaps the dubs in your area are a little wary of anyone who is slightly "unconventional", at least in their eyes.

  • lilybird
    lilybird

    Anything that keeps the Dubs away is great in as far as I am concerned

  • Why Georgia
    Why Georgia

    My husband says the Elders are freaked out by long hair. He had his hair just a little over his ears and they wouldn't allow him to give his talk in TM school. They said next week, after a haircut...since he didn't like the elder he gave himself a buzzcut and then was accused of being sarcastic.

    He told the Elder, which is it - long or short...and is this all you have to complain about?

    He gets so mad everytime he tells me that story.

    I hate these micromanaging ninny's...anything that will keep them away is a great thing!

    Chrystal

  • restrangled
    restrangled

    My dad, an x-elder grew a pony tale in later years. It was really very nice, a silver curling lock. No one bothered him.

    r.

  • MinisterAmos
    MinisterAmos

    I like pony tails. Gives me something to grab onto while I'm riding

    YeeeeeHAWWWWWW!

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