Bible Comedy

by Gerard 13 Replies latest social humour

  • freetosee
    freetosee

    Q: Who was the shortest man in the bible?

    A: Nehemiah (knee-high-Maier)

  • freetosee
    freetosee

    How would you recognize Adam and Eve at the beach?

  • Faraon
    Faraon

    How would you recognize Adam and Eve at the beach?
    No belly buttons?

  • freetosee
    freetosee

    That’s right!

    Who is another short man in the bible?

    Bildad the Shoe-height (Job 2:11)

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