I saw RedHorseWoman's thread title, "The Time is At Hand", and knew why she picked it: because the society uses that phrase all the time (or used to when I was in, anyway... I'm betting they still do). It reminded me of a district assembly part from along about 1983 called "Now is the Time" (can any of you brighter types guess which song they chose to accompany it?).
This got me to thinking of how the society has these pet phrases they use over and over again, often featuring them in some thinly reworked format (like going from "Now is the Time" to "The Time is At Hand") as article titles. It would be interesting to see a variation on this theme: Titles You'll Never See in the Watchtower.
Kicking things off with RedHorseWoman's classic:
Now Is Not The Time!
And, from the bowels of antiquity:
Who Really Is Demonstrably Not the Faithful and Discreet Slave?
Are You Ready For Jehovah's Day to be Postponed Indefinitely?
Finding Hopelessness in a Thriving Economy
Do Miracles Still Happen? Did they ever?
Living a Life of Deep Regret
Serving Disloyally with a Disloyal Organization
Family Study that Brings Misery!
Do You Live for Today or for a Nonexistent Future?
Bearing Up Under Imagined Pressure
Idiotic Advice for Modern Marriage
Let Your Utterance Be Always Seasoned With Pepper
Youths - Resist Pressure from the Congregation!
Shepherding the Flock With Personal Gain in View
Your Maker Cares Nothing for You
Storing Up Riches in Real Estate
Letting God's Name Be Sanctimonious
Inspite of the News
Love Believes All Things (and So Do Six Million Shmucks)
Anybody got more?
COMF