Watchtower Article Titles We'll Never See

by COMF 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    I was perusing this site and ran into this thread about watchtower articles we'll never see. Here are some more:

    How about this set of study articles?Jehovah Loves Individuality
    So Do the Elders.
    Serving God, Each In Our Own Way.

    Or this set?Let's All Consider John 3:16.
    Believing Our Way Into God's Heart.
    Oh No, You Didn't.

    Here's some wonderful articles for the youngsters:Young People Ask: How Much Should I HATE My Body?
    Young People Ask: Can I Use "DOH!" In Prayer?
    Living the Double Life, Tips From Elders Children.

    Here are some lovely articles concerning 'New Light."Jehovah Is Really Jesus.
    Jesus Is Really Simon Peter.
    Simon Peter Is Really Shakespeare.

    Articles derived from a recent district convention:Apostates Are Miserable, Don't Let Their Smiles Fool You.
    Apostates Only Appear To Have Found Inner Peace.
    Apostates Can Eat My Shorts, Man.

    Well, there you go. :-)

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz

    Show Proper Respect for the Annointed by Ignoring Them (We're really in charge anyhow; Christ was only kidding when he left them in charge)

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