Adam was Hebrew....he said "Oi"
u/d(of the twitterpated class)
What was the first thing Adam said when he set eyes on Eve?
by ballistic 53 Replies latest jw friends
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El Kabong
Good, you're up. Go get me a beer.
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trevor
Hey - I have been wanting to meet another naturist all my life!
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Jim_TX
"According to the bible he decided to name her "woman". "
I think that's one of those things that gets 'lost' in the translation. What he actually said was,
"Whoa! Man!!"
Followed by "Hubba hubba..." and other sounds of whistling, hand slapping his thigh, eyes popping, etc.
Regards,
Jim TX
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skeeter1
Adam was perfect so he would have prayed and given his thanks to Jehovah!
But, he would have been singing, "Come on baby light my fire..."
Skeeter
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blondie
Look at the hooters on that woman!
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upside/down
How come she ain't got a "thingy"...?
Wasn't Adam "gay"...anyways?
u/d
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stillajwexelder
Oh God I am horny
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stillajwexelder
(Genesis 2:23) . . .Then the man said: "This is at last bone of my boner - This one will be called Woman, Because I took her in every way possible."
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jstalin
He looked down and said "I shall name thee 'boner.'"