by TimJonz 22 Replies latest watchtower bible
My father was a Mason most of his life and it always seemed pretty harmless to me. What I do remember is they always had chicken on the menu every Thursday night when he went out to his Lodge meeting; and he always told me that if it wasn't for Freemasonry the world would be overrun with chickens.
Do you think he was serious?
What I do remember is they always had chicken on the menu every Thursday night when he went out to his Lodge meeting;
They feed you at meetings??? Where do I sign up???
I'm willing to do my part to keep the chicken population in check.
W
Pssst TJ
Some of them are sabbath keepers. Shush hush hush....
D Dog
I have to admit that I have been a mason since 1970.
That was the year that I learned how to lay bricks. Does that count?
u
Uncle Bruce™ you bastard! You've given it away!I'm gonna send you a Masonic™ virus that will automatically make the day's text™ pop up on your computer every 10 minutes!
W
LOL!!!!!
Love it.
one...so far...speak up fellow travelers....
The easyiest way to tell a mason here is the sneeky ways they great each other. They can't give the secret hand shake so they mark their posts in various ways. I'm taking a big risk but I'm gonna blow the lid. To the untrained eye what often seem like typos or inocent spelling errors are actually secret little signals. The most open and common marker is the symbol "™" meaning Theocratic Mason. They place this at the end of special words like "kingdom™" and "almighty GOD". You'll notice people like Clam and scully use it all the time.
unclebruce,
Funny you should mention this here, just after you completed the Initiation Ceremony™.
By the way, you never disclosed your membership with the Carpenters©. But the way you whipped up that pergola© made Clam and me kind of suspicious.
Hey! I just finished tiling the wall and floor in my new master bath and plan on doing some brick work this summer. Does that qualify me as a mason?
carmel
can you sign your name backwards?
I'm a Mekon, does that count. We have a special handshake and a secret way of doffing our giant hats and making the veins in our foreheads throb to the theme tune of Cheers.... damn I've given away too much.
