If I ever was a jw.... but then I'm sure my husband would like to counsel me about:
holidays, passing out anti witness literature, visiting apostate sites, being pissed off for the gb controlling my marriage, not letting him be the 'head of the house' hahahaha, believing in the Trinity, etc.., wearing clothes 'unbecoming a jw' (not baglike or shopping in the jr dept.), wearing jewelry, wearing a cross, reading anything but wt's, telling people about the pedophile issue in the org, having a anti witness 'library', wishing I could make it to all the apostofests, using the f-word to a jw at a meeting, bringing up the UN to an elder (and everything else), giving blood, thinking the so called 'fds' is a load of crap, flying the American flag, standing for the flag and anthem, telling kids about the org and it's many abuses and lies, this list would just get way too long! 'everything about me' -would have been enough.