Looking for a ?

by kel78 38 Replies latest jw friends

  • kel78
    kel78

    I am looking for a girl I cauld sweep off their feet

  • EAGLE-1
    EAGLE-1

    CAULD be your in the wrong place.These women (not girls) in here will eat you alive and they will be sweeping you off the floor.So how are you?

  • wombat
    wombat

    Hi Kel 78. It's always good to see a new face here. Have a good time.

    I would like to meet a woman who cauld sweep.

  • ballistic
    ballistic
    I am looking for a girl I cauld sweep off their feet

    Country? Age? Likes? Dislikes? With or Without Real Teeth? Pulse?

  • Frog
    Frog

    lol Eagle, that was hillarious ;)

    good luck with your grand plan kel! I thought in posts like that you were supposed to offer up some sorta profile with corney jargon such as; Enjoys moonlit walks along the beach, preparing gourmet picnics for the girl of my affection, stargazing into the eyes of my lover...etc...you get the drift...btw, all those things would personally make me barf! hehe x

  • Frog
    Frog

    ballistic man,you'll have to take the pic down, it's virtually pornographic! ...is it hot in here, or is it just me?...and they call me coldblooded hehe. x

  • Scully
    Scully

    Sorry, this is not a dating site. You'll have to try some place else.

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    LOL @ FROG - if only I got that reaction in real life!

  • Frog
    Frog

    oh balli, i'm sure ya do...if not the ladies must be blind, cause you're a good sort by me...especially your posting style x

  • EAGLE-1
    EAGLE-1

    Wish I had an English nose like Ballistic.My family came from England (a long time ago) but I guess they left my nose.Mine pokes up like an elf.Of course all the tribal crossbreeding we do here may be why my nose looks funny.But there are no elves.I think my nose is Irish.Not sure if its a Catholic or Protestant nose.

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