If you found a genie in a bottle........... (page 2)

ballistic

((Brooke)) what's up hun, you're joking right?

daystar

gumby

3. Turn yourself into a female 18 year old acrobat

Nonono... it's contortionist!

ButtLight

Right now my 1st wish would be for him to kill me.
Brooke

Come on hun, it cant be all that bad! Then who could I pick on? Cheer up Besides that, you wouldnt be able to make your second wish then

gumby

I think Brooke was just using a figure of speech and is upset about something. Right Brooke?

Gumby

Jourles

Right now my 1st wish would be for him to kill me.

Uh oh. Brookie must be having a bad hair day?

At least use that as your third wish. You've got two more wishes that you could use to turn the lot of us into newts. OK, that's one wish, but at least come up with one more.

OK, here are mine:

Make me the most absolute ugliest person on earth. Hell, if that "ugliest dog" got that famous, it should work for me too, right?
Give me a smaller wee-wee. Lord knows the water in the toilet gets cold when I'm going to the bathroom.
A Craftsman crowbar. It should never break when I'm busting into cars -- if it does, I get a free one.