If you found a genie in a bottle...........

by ButtLight 47 Replies latest jw friends

  • google_mE

    I'm a simple kind of guy. All I'd wish for is . . .

    1. A million red roses.

    2. The perfect poem.

    3. A plane ticket to Wisconsin to give the roses and poem to Brooke.

    Hope you're feeling better. I hate to see beautiful women hurting.


  • SickofLies

    1. Immortality and a perfect body to match

    2. Unlimited Money

    3. More wishes!!! Come on, no one thought of this?!?!

  • unclebruce

    1) Have the Jenie change into Barbara Eden

    2) Turn me into a Judge

    3) Send us back in time, infiltrate Mary's New Religion, take over when she carkes it, and kick back with barbara in a palace called Beth Nutsack

  • collegegirl21

    1) Parents not in the religion 2) Enough money to pay for my parents, grandparents and family for everything they need for the rest of their lives 3) More wishes - as many as I can get :)

  • Mary
    Unclebruce said: Send us back in time, infiltrate Mary's New Religion, take over when she carkes it,

    LOL.......what makes ya think I'd screw it up, oh ye of little faith...........I mean come on, who could better fleece the flock that me? Or maybe you, or the Gumbastard, or Dr. Jekyll............y'all can come work for me. We'll split the proceeds.

  • Frog

    I think if I found a genie at the bottom of a bottle, i'd consider giving up drinking

  • JH

    Well, this is what I'd really like

    1) To become and elder

    2) Have many studies

    3) To be a pioneer every month

    ahhhh, the joy

  • Cabin in the woods
    Cabin in the woods

    I would only have one wish and that is.... every wish that I wish from now on would come true!!!

    Ok, its selfish, you asked!

    Mary in that &***#@# cabin on that *$##%^*& mountain

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