Desperately Seeking Jehovah - for serious posters only

by unclebruce 13 Replies latest jw friends

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  unclebruce

  G'day Apostasleuthers™,

  I've just read an interesting post by Danny Bloem the Belgian pink panther. New light™, as delivered through Danny's CO™ , is that Jehovah™ exists in the 5 th dimension and thus we can't see him. Well, one could argue long and hard against that proposal on a quantum physics basis but I doubt the CO™ in question has explored science beyond the squeezing of a boiled egg into a milk bottle and other such party tricks.

  So the question remains “where is Jehovah™?” Some apostacats™ have insisted that he doesn't exist but that theory™ doesn't work for me. It's just silly talk to avoid thinking too deeply .. like when people deny the existence of the easter bunny™ and Santa™ in spite of them being (in the words of Donald Trump) "billion dollar industries".

  I believe I know of at least two places where Jehovah is alive and well. How about you? Any thoughts as to the great God's whereabouts?

  1. Mythology:

  2. The minds of deluded men:

  Sometimes it's hard to tell them apart:

  unclebruce™
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  Dr Jekyll

  Jehovah lives in My Pants
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  carla

  When did God move from the Pliedes to the 5th dimension? and are they one and the same just on different 'planes'?
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  Dr Jekyll

  When did God move from the Pliedes to the 5th dimension

  No not in the Pliedes, IN MY PANTS!

  lol
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  unclebruce

  No not in the Pliedes, IN MY PANTS!

  What's he doing in there?
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  Dr Jekyll

  Hes waiting for sisters to come worship him... on their knees

  lol
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  gumby

  I've hear he got lost in Sodom but his buddies covered for him and said he made it back home.

  Remember when god came down to earth (see Gen:chap 18) and ate a meal with Abraham....then walked on over the hill too see what in the hell was going on in Sodom ( he couldn't see that far from the 5th dimention so he had to get closer).

  Anyways....I'm thinking those perverted men got a hold of him and worked him over good....then Jesus saw what was going on and he sent fire and brimstone.......I mean sulpher....down on all of them and accidentaly got his pa too! Jesus then took over and they slowly faded Jehovah out of the picture and by the time the N.T. came about.....jehovah became only a co-star with little parts. I could be wrong....but I'm fairly sure this is what happened.

  Gumby
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  SickofLies

  I'm thinking those perverted men got a hold of him and worked him over good....then Jesus saw what was going on and he sent fire and brimstone.......I mean sulpher....down on all of them and accidentaly got his pa too! Jesus then took over and they slowly faded Jehovah out of the picture and by the time the N.T. came about.....jehovah became only a co-star with little parts. I could be wrong....but I'm fairly sure this is what happened.

  That's the best scientific analysis I've ever heard on the transference of God from the old stinky testment to the new shiney testment. I could just imagine Jesus reaction when he hit Jehovah "Oh SHIT!!", then the massive ensuing cover up in heaven to enthrone a new king. Hence the need in the NT to oust Satan in heaven, which was never a problem with Jehovah in charge, because everyone knows that Jesus and Satan were the ones all along who wanted control over the earth.

  My theory is both Satan and Jesus wanted mankind to worship them and that Jesus purposefully killed Jehovah because he knew that Satan only had support of 2/3 of the angles and he could take em in a fight.
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  sass_my_frass

  Tonight, God is a DJ
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  jstalin

  God is in the TV