From Gilead School: Two missionarys sent to USA and Canada

by truthseeker 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • IT Support
    IT Support

    Have you noticed nobody ever 'fails' at the Gilead 'school,' but if some flunk the course, they are sent back to their 'home' territory. It is hoped they will cause minimal damage if they return to where they came from.

    It doesn't happen very often, of course, because of the heavy pre-admission screening that goes on (have you seen the multiple forms that applicants have to complete before being accepted?). But then, the Firm is investing real money in these guys and gals, unlike, say, appointing elders, which only needs a rubber stamp and some holy spirit™...

    So, it's probably worth checking if the guy sent to North America is a US citizen, and if the guy sent to Canada is a Canadian citizen. If so, their credentials are likely to be highly dubious!

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free
    One is going to serve in North America, the other in Canada.

    Damn! You mean Canada's not in North America anymore??? No one around here tells me anything!

    Maybe the WTS is thinking ahead. If they send enough missionaries to Canada from other countries it may eventually boost their holy statistics a little.

    W

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Finally Free asked,

    Damn! You mean Canada's not in North America anymore???

    See, FF, you're relying on human understanding instead of Jehovah's view of geography.

    When we understand Theocratic Geography™, we will appreciate how difficult it is to know the identity of the KING OF THE NORTH.

  • Sunspot
    Sunspot
    When we understand Theocratic Geography™, we will appreciate how difficult it is to know the identity of the KING OF THE NORTH.

    I bow to your knowledge O Wise One!

    AFA the missionaries being sent to the remote and far-off lands of Canada and North America.....we need to look at the upside of this....

    Just think of ALL those uneducated and unwitnessed to folks living in those grass huts out in the jungles there! THEY should have a chance at the "troof" too, ya know!

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