What would put a "big smile" on JW's faces?

by JH 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • greendawn

    When the pope and other big Christian leaders get accused and reviled of all sorts of scandals and bad things. Generally anything that denigrates Christianity. Surprisingly they are not nearly as much against Jews, Moslems, Buddists and Hindus.

  • osmosis

    Giving the pope a wedgie

    Finding a crate of prozac

    Getting his/her finger on the button and pushing the button

    Free lobotomies for all the lord's faithful

  • unclebruce
    Getting a SWEET deal on meeting clothes at the local thrift store or garage sale. Even better, a more wealthy witness passes on some clothing.

    Steady on sis those remnants garments could be demonised!

  • FlyingHighNow
    Steady on sis those remnants garments could be demonised!

    You know, most JW's I knew never worried about this unless the sale had things that looked like they might be used in spiritism or books on Tarot or astrology. Then they'd back down the drive-way backwards, holding one finger, like a cross, but a torture steak instead.

  • IronClaw

    getting me to back to the King dumb hall. NOT

    The Claw.

  • unclebruce

    hey claw ..unc taps claw on shoulder ...SSSSSSSSSLAP! ..that's for even flirt'n with the idea! ..now here have a soothing brew

  • Ms. Whip
    Ms. Whip


    Being able to sit in an air conditioned mall to count their time.


  • fairchild

    A large earthquake.

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