LOL that is funny!
I'm reminded of an awkward moment at work today. I work with about three devout Christians and this morning it just so happened that we were having a cooked breakfast at work (english breakfast) ,.... well the Christians said they couldn't eat the meat because its Ash Wednesday.
I said "well I'm eating meat because I'm a heathen"
Now normally, people would laugh at this, but I got "oh? what do you mean? are you heathen?"
(I'm pagan...so I didn't know which way to go at this point)
I reply "erm....well I'm not Christian thats what I mean"
Them: "so you're religious? but not christian?" (disbelief in their faces)
me: "yes, I have beliefs, but I'm not Christian"
Lets say I'm not the most popular person .... :P