"Checks" for Watchtower Assemblies for this year's conventions
Summer district convention schedule
I just noticed that these are organized by date, rather than location. Every other organizer would categorize by state or region, then locality, then by date.
My law school graduation coincides with one of the dates at my mom's location. If this is her convention date, I wonder which she will choose. I guess I will have to make her look like a real poop (replace with intended term for excrement) to all the other relatives that I will tell, if she doesn't come. I'll look like a thug, but she will look like a heartless bitch. This would devastate my my dad.