It's ball-shattering cold outside! (page 3)

Virgochik

That's funny, Mouthy! I thought we invented the witch where I grew up, south of Chicago. The wind off Lake Michigan was "colder than a witches bippy!" Now I see she goes to Canada and Washington state, too!

greendawn

The lowest temp I ever experienced was minus 8 celsius and so I wonder what does minus 35 feel like, it must be quite unpleasant breathing in such cold air.

DanTheMan

Holy....

My home furnace wouldn't be able to keep up with that kind of cold. Your heating bills must be crazy.

jwfacts

35 degrees celcius here, sun shining, flowers in blood, sweet scent wafting through the air.

DigitalFokus

-7 wind chill -31

Nosferatu

Hey Everybody! You'll never guess what.

My wife got a flat tire while she was at her friend's place. So I had to go out in this cold shit and change the thing. I'm glad I invested in that snowmobile suit last year, it came in really handy! I kept pretty warm while changing it. The only thing that sucks is I can't wear my glasses with the hoodie thing that covers my head, or they fog up and I can't see.

I tried using the jack that came with my truck, but it was too damn tall. Then I tried using the jack that came with my wife's car. What a hunk of shit that was. So, I said "to hell with this" and had to go buy a decent jack from Superstore. To make a long story short, I got the tire changed.

Now, I'm sitting down with a nice cold beer and relaxing. What a night!

pratt1

According to this thread it looks like its your B-Day!

Congradulations and many, many more!

Sunnygal41

Or, as we pagans like to say, colder than a witch's titty. Don't ask me how I know that!

LOL.........Sherry, my mom always used to say that to us kids! BTW, speaking of titties.........ever hear this one: Tough titty said the kitty, but the milk's so good!

Sunnygal41

I'm from the 'states.........CT.........mom was born in Upstate NY though, and we often used block warmers there.........also, I remember as a kid, dad removing his battery out of his car and bringing it in the house to keep warm and alive........hehe.......nuthin' like a dead battery on a frosty morn..........

ballistic

It's brass monkeys here as well.

It's ball-shattering cold outside!

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