Rumors are flying that Michael Jackson will soon close the deal on the sale of his vacated Neverland Ranch to the Watchtower Society. They are selling their NY City Bethel properties and moving to a nicer climate due to the poor health of the aging Bethel Staff. The ranch seems to be an ideal fit for for them. It has the perfect fairytale atmosphere that is condusive to thinking up the "New Light" that is so neccesary to motivate the millions of loyal Jehovah's Witnesses.
For an added bonus, the GB will not even need to change the sign ,as Neverland stands for: never being held accountable, never telling the truth, never having a prophecy come true,never helping the poor, and *** -your ideas?