I Found Jesus Today

by atypical 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • atypical
    atypical

    He was standing on the corner of 27th Avenue and Northern.

    He was wearing a sandwich board that said "Salvation For the Jews"

    He had a name tag, which is how I know that I really found Him.

    I liked his beard, and the tape on his shoes.

    I honked, so that he would know that I accept him.

    He waved and smiled. Now I know that he accepts me, too.

  • misspeaches
    misspeaches

    Atypical what a beautiful simple story. That would be just like Jesus to give a friendly wave and a smile!

    Thanks for letting us know where we can find him.

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    I have met him too. He stands outside the cathedral in his sandwich sign to remind everyone how evil Catholics are. At first, I wasn't sure it was him because he was wearing jeans. But then I recognized him after he started yelling at ppl walking by. If anyone walked by and refused to say aloud they accept him as their savior or refused to take the tracts he tries to shove in your hands, he condemned them to Hellfire and reminded them what it will feel like to roast.

  • THE GLADIATOR
    THE GLADIATOR

    Find out which skip he lives in so we can send him Christmas Cards.

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    Rebel8 - Does his sandwich board say "Religion is a snare and a racket!" ?

    Cause those people who used to wear those boards usurped Jesus' place as mediator and started calling themselves Faithful and Discreet Slave back in the 30's. Are they still on that corner? Be careful -might not be the original Jesus at all!

    Jeff

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Holy Crap! I didn't even know I was supposed to be looking for him!

  • Clam
  • greendawn
    greendawn

    Good to hear that you found Jesus, rather than the cruel jehovah the dubs have found and went on to organise their activities around him.

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    Clam -

    What kind of bookbag is Jesus carrying there?

    Jeff

  • Honesty
    Honesty
    Good to hear that you found Jesus, rather than the cruel jehovah the dubs have found and went on to organise their activities around him.

    Amen, brother

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