Warning to all DUBS!!! The Smurfs are coming back!!!
by Check_Your_Premises 23 Replies latest jw friends
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mrsjones5
can't stand the smurfs. Thought it was a stupid unbelievable jw urban myth too -
slugga
oH NO ! ! !
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Gregor
Also, do not eat "Skittles". They are actually Smurf droppings.
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Gregor
Also, don't eat "Skittles", they are actually Smurf droppings!
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Gregor
Sorry, hiccups.
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Nosferatu
Also, do not eat "Skittles". They are actually Smurf droppings.
Correction: do not eat RED skittles. Blood is apparently used in the dye.
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Saoirse
Dear Brothers:
It has come to our attention that there is a demonic movie about to be released that your children may insist on seeing. The Smurfs are tool that Satan uses to lead our precious young ones away from Jehovah's blessed organization. This evil movie provides crystal clear proof of Satan’s activity and of the remarkable fulfillment of the sign of Jesus’ super-secret, invisible royal presence in heavenly Kingdom power. The time is at hand! Armageddon will soon be upon us! To save yourself you must follow all of our rules including:
- Destroying all smurfs
- Boycotting demonic Smurf movie
- Running to the nearest Kingdom Hall
- Attending every meeting to hear
propagandaGod's word - Devoting at least 10 hours a month to
spreading propagandapreaching the good news - Donating generously to the
brainwashingworldwide work fund - Shunning anyone who
realizes we are full of crapis an evil apostate
Do these things and maybe, just maybe, God will have mercy on you and save you from everlasting destruction.
Sincerely,
Your loving brothers at the Watchtower, Bible and Tract Society
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Saoirse
When the Smurf movie comes out, I envision this scene taking place in JW households across America.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5464505634137914176&q=trading+spouses
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mrsjones5
that woman is crazy