An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as! white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!
DON'T MESS WITH GRANDMA
by BrendaCloutier 8 Replies latest social humour
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BrendaCloutier
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Country_Woman
that' s too funny
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SWALKER
Priceless!!!
Swalker
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mark hughes
I hope this link works as I've not done this before. If it does there is a bit of strong language but it is funny!
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Funchback
I saw this on TLC's "Mostly True Stories". It's really an urban legend, and it is not a true story.
Still, it is pretty funny.
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starstuff
I don't care if it's an Urban Lengend or not. Thanks for the much needed belly laugh, Brenda!
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greendawn
It's good that she did not end up shooting them after misidentifying their car. But it was a great joke.
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Gretchen956
This is gonna be me in a couple years!!
Ha
Sherry