"My worldly relatives came to visit, and have been overstaying a bit too long"
"I've developed a fear of large crowds"
"You know, Satan and his demons have been keeping me down lately. First the hot water tank blew up and I had to clean the entire basement.
Then, the washing machine broke down and I had to wash a week's worth of the family's clothes by hand.
Then, the refridgerator broke, and I had to can all the vegetables so they wouldn't go bad.
Then, the Dryer broke down and I had to wait all Sunday for him to come and repair it.
Then, our roof caved in and we had to get that taken care of so we wouldn't sleep in the cold.
Then, on Thursday evening on our way to the meeting, the car exploded.
Then, on Saturday while getting ready for leave for field service, my period exploded out of me and ruined my good service clothes and all my other ones were dirty because the fvvving washing machine was broken...."
To summarize, list all the 5hit that can go wrong with your house.