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What would you expect Jesus to say if he gave a talk at a Kingdom Hall?
by JH 35 Replies latest jw friends
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Low-Key Lysmith
"I just rode in from Galilee and boy, my ass is tired."
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greendawn
"As I told you evil servant (refers to the fake FDS, the WTS)you will get drunk with greed and power lusting and beat your fellow servants with criticisms and painful sanctions, but here I am just as you did not expect, so prepare to be thrown by my angels in the outer darkness where you will certainly endure distress and gnash yout teeth."
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tetrapod.sapien
"alright you bunch of dumb mo-fo's! i know what you want, you wanna see my penis, don't you?! y'all all wanna see my schlong?! alright, here it is!! ..."
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Low-Key Lysmith
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
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Clam
Great idea - I can't imagine Jesus wanting to visit a KH in the first place though.
Maybe an in depth interview in the Watchtower, which could be heavily censored and twisted would be more favoured by the Society, rather than an actual live talk?
I love MerryMagdalene's post. I think that says it all.