Just what was Jesus doing until 1914?

by carla 22 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • PopeOfEruke

    SANTA IS A MYTH?????


  • Enigma One
    Enigma One

    I'm with Scully on this one. All Jesus did was hang out with his peeps on Earth for 30 years before he got around to getting baptised. He came to Earth to experience what being a human was all about. I think he "spilled his seed inside of Luke", much like David did inside of Jonathan.

    That's why I think there is so much homophobia now. All the gay guys got all the good gigs and all the straight boys were pissed. It's been paybacks ever since.

    So now that he's chillin in 'da heavens, he's probably spilling his spiritual "seed" inside of angels, cherubs, and seraphims.

    Then again, I could be wrong. LOL

  • Clam

    Santa is pretty efficient yes. Maybe he's a top honcho in the 144,000?

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