Just officially finished my Christmas shopping and came home to drop everything off before I had to go pick up our oldest son at Kindergarten.
I ran out to check the mail before leaving and 2 elders were walking up our steps.
One of them has been to our house before and he is the same one who did the despicable funeral talk at my husbands Grandmothers funeral.
The conversation goes:
Me - What are you doing here? I called the WTS Legal office and your organisation has been informed that if you come to our home, call or send us mail you will be trespassing and it will be considered a form of harrassment and I will call the police.
Elder BW - We came to see if ________ was home so we could speak to him about his intentions?
Me - Unlike you, my husband actually works for a living, he's at work like most decent people during the day! That still doesn't explain why you would come back here. I told you to your face not to come here again. You are very lucky its the holiday season or I would call the police on you right now. Get off my property and do not come back. I am calling the Legal Department again and letting them know what you have done. I was promised there would be no more visits.
Elder BW looks very shocked.
Elder BW - We just want to speak to __________?
Me - He knows where to find you, if he wanted to see or talk to you he could pick up the telephone book at anytime. Do not come back here again.
Then they turned to walk away...and I added.
Me - Actually you can come back just as soon as you can prove to me using the bible only that Jehovah uses an organisation here on earth and that its you guys - The Jehovahs Witnesses. Ohhh, you won't find that in there....so I guess you won't be coming back!
I called my husband who was eating lunch and he started choking and laughing at the same time.
I cannot believe they had the nerve to come back here again!