For all the other drinkers here

by slipnslidemaster 31 Replies latest jw friends

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  Pathofthorns

  I don't think anyone here is saying drinking and driving is acceptable. But since when has a good joke ever been "politically correct"?

  If I read something and it cracks me up, at least I should give someone credit for that.

  Path
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  Englishman

  Drinking and driving lost me several good friends. I watch it like a hawk, 4 pints of beer = 8 hours minimum before driving, which is why I only drink beer in the evenings.

  Englishman.

  ..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.
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  Nathan Natas

  The Reverend Sam Kinison said it well, "..how else are we supposed to get our CARS home?"
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  mommy

  Drinking and driving is very serious matter. A while back I drank almost a full beer and drove to my MIL house. Because I still had the open container with me in the car, and ended up going through a road block Yes not a very good night for me. The officer made me do a breathalizer test. The limit for a DUI in NC is 0.08, I blew a 0.04. I was half way to my legal limit, and still had 1/4 of my beer left! I should also say, that I have hardly ever done that before, I thought nothing of it, because she lived right up the road. Of course after paying $130 I will never forget it.

  The thing that gets me, is that I was halfway to being legally intoxicated, and didn't feel a thing. I guess, I am just a lightweight. But it would be interesting to see what seasoned drinkers blow when they think they are ok to drive home

  BTW Slip...LOL I heard that before too, I thought it was cute
  wendy

  In a controversy the instant we feel anger, we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves.
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  Pubsinger

  Slipnslidemaster.

  The moral of this is. . .

  Always post your jokes on the ". . .never ending jokes" thread.
  It's much less hassle.

  Interesting discussion though
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  slipnslidemaster

  Thank you pubsinger. I had forgotten about that. I will do that next time.

  I do love black humor too.

  Just for the record, I don't drink and drive. I get a DD. I get a room or a taxi or call a fucking friend. There. All you alcohol nazi's happy?

  Slipnslidemaster: "Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right."
  - Henry Ford
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  slipnslidemaster

  Welcome to another edition of "BTTT Remembers".

  Here is another old post that is an interesting discussion. Note how a joke blew up in my face. Boy I couldn't stop laughing at that one...who knew drunk driving jokes were so volitle an issue?

  Remember folks, BTTT the love not the hate.
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  Sassy

  The joke was actually pretty good Slippy.. I hadn't heard that one yet..

  even if it rattled a few nerves.. we are talking a joke..

  I don't care how much anyone drinks, no one encourages anyone to drink and drive.. I hope people get that
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  Sunnygal41

  Absolutely, Sassy..................Dudes/Dudettes..............it's okay to party and get high at home, but, as I often tell my BF, who, because he didn't listen to me, is now facing a year of LOCKUP because of his DWI, have fun, get loose, but, do it at HOME, surrounded by your loved ones........share your insights and feelings with those who are most intimate with you, you can have anything you want, at home...............so why go out, trying to find something else?

  Terri
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  Sassy

  or.. if you are at a friends...

  have a sleepover..

  works for me..