I don't usually post jokes like this, but this was so funny and touched me. Some of you know how I like to drink!
DUI
During the big DUI Dragnet, a Highway Patrolman waited
outside a popular local bar, hoping for a bust.
At closing time as everyone came out, he spotted his
potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated
that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the
parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car.
After trying his keys on five others, he finally found
his own vehicle.
He sat in the car a good ten minutes as the other
patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off,
wipers on then off. He started to pull forward into
the grass, then stopped. Finally when he was the last
car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive
away.
The Patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights
and pulled the man over. He administered the
breathalizer test, and to his great surprise the man
blew a 0.00! The Patrolman was dumbfounded!
"This equipment must be broken!" exclaimed the
Patrolman.
"I doubt it," said the drunk, "tonight I'm the
Designated Decoy!"
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- Henry Ford