No matter your belief system is, having this approach to things will not work.
Myth: Masturbation is not immoral.
Reality: Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan wasn't Masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason.
After reading several pages on this site, including the one on masturbation, as well as the series of Bible stories on the "kids page", I have to say that I think this site is a satire of Christian beliefs. It seems constructed to appear as if done by a rabid fundamentalist, but it is so over the top as to become parody. Did you see that the site has a page on JWs?
I like their touch on JW's. But they are a little wrong in a few areas. But I guess that is OK as long as it gets new one to do some investigating
>> If you have come here looking for Jokes or Humor about Masturbation, then you have come to the wrong place!
Nope, that was definitely the right place! Lordy, lordy. Jesus, protect me from your [more fanatical] followers...
I believe this is where you pray its a joke.
I found it amusing to no end though.
yes so outrageous it is obviously a spoof
Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Christianity proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.
I'm puzzled...HOW exactly does Christianity PROVE this? Are ALL Christians weak, depressed, forgetful, and nearsighted? Or are NO Christians weak, depressed, forgetful, and nearsighted?LOL So is this a spoof site or is it for real?