Love Calculator!

by Legolas 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • stillajwexelder
    19 %

    oh shit - I am not supposed to be happy

  • sass_my_frass

    16%!!??? Curses, we're dooooooomed

  • MidwichCuckoo

    .... if there's a Mr Wildthroat in the house can you PM me your details - lol, seems we're ideally suited...

  • Super_Becka

    Heh, I tried it out with my current boyfriend, an unbaptized, inactive and yet very stubborn JW (I'm Anglican and very happy with that). Here's what we scored (I removed his name for privacy) :

    Becka loves****
    26 %

    The chance of a relationship working out between Becka and **** is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.

    Hmm, does this seem to make perfect sense to you?? It does to me. I think that the "Love Calculator" somehow knew that he's a JW and I'm not and that it's probably never going to work between us, no matter how happy we are together (current holiday issues notwithstanding). I think that's one smart application. The whole world, even some measly Internet "Love Calculator", thinks that my boyfriend and I are doomed. Sad but true.

    -Becka :)

  • alreadygone

    My husband's and my name yielded a 54%. We might make it.... we might not!

    I'll take my chances as it has been 14 years now.

  • Legolas
    I tried this with my name and that of my ex and got 25%. It figures. Then I tried it with the names of some old girlfriends, and the highest I got is 51%. Then I tried a bunch of random names with mine and all scored low.

    But I got 85% when I put my name in with Rocco, my bird!

    No more humans for me!



  • rebel8

    I swear every time I take these types of tests I get the opposite answer of the truth.

    I got 44%. It said we can only make our relationship work if we spend tons of time together!

  • AlmostAtheist

    These are the results of the calculations by Dr. Love:

    almostatheist loves jesus christ
    73 %

    Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between almostatheist and jesus christ has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not.
  • AlmostAtheist

    This is fun!

    Governing Body lovesJehovah
    18 %

    Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between Governing Body and Jehovah, but the chance is very small. A successful relationship is possible, but you both have to work on it. Do not sit back and think that it will all work out fine, because it might not be working out the way you wanted it to. Spend as much time with each other as possible. Again, the chance of this relationship working out is very small, so even when you do work hard on it, it still might not work out.
  • AlmostAtheist

    Last, and happily for Simon, least...

    Jehovah's Witnesses lovesSimon Green
    0 %

    Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between Jehovah\'s Witnesses and Simon Green, but the chance is very small.

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