"Oh, I just happened into the video store to get some childrens movies, I was shoved into the "adults only' section by one of Satan's angels as I looked at the various Disney selections. I could not help but look over the titles in the adult section to see just how wicked the world has become. One of the movies accidently fell into my hands and was inadvetantly checked out with the others. When I was previewing these movies before the children could see them, I mistakenly began to watch the entire porn flick that I had accidently brought home. I felt so guilty that I rushed to the bathroom to loose my lunch, due to this great sin I had committed. Lo and behold I had an unfortunate erectile incident and began to fall into maturbatory sins too. I will be meeting with the body of elders soon to discuss my fate."
AK...this has happened to you too...what a relief....I thought I was going mad!!!