President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance
President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's a$$ out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pi$$ed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pi$$ants. "Well, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene.
He stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them.
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US Marines ... Requested by the French Government
by hillbilly 24 Replies latest jw friends
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hillbilly
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Satanus
So cool. Maybe he could send one of the rookie marines up here to canada. We don't have any problems yet, that i know of. But, you never know when a bunch of teenage potheads gets a bad batch and starts chanting antiestablishment slogans, or starts peeing in our pristine rivers. We already got graffitti sprouting here and there. So, just in case, you know.
S
Btw, we can sell the guy personal needs that he may have.
Ps, if he tries the ponics, he's a goner.
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hillbilly
AP and UPI reported today that the French government announced that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender". The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, thereby disabling its military.
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Jourles
The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, thereby disabling its military.
LOL! That caught me off guard!
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skyman
Maybe they just need to make love and not riot. American's can help them out with this. We send our military and screw the Hell out of them like we have done to the rest of the World lately.Realy I don't feel bad for France the ungrateful nation can burn alittle more. Then may be France will wake up.
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stevenyc
I think this post is both biased and unfair. The French are a strong and proud people, with a more than capable military. Two recent victories include the successful bombing of the major sea battle force of Greenpeace (The Rainbow Warrior). And, the successful repression of the Rongelapese and Tahitians fishing boats during the Nuclear tests in their Atoll's.
I would appreciate a little more balanced reporting please.
steve
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skyman
Here is balance !!!!! they do not want to be part of the rest of the world, if you visit France you find they hate Americans. They tell you that to your very face. Go there one time and you'll never go back. They need to know that they are part of the WORLD and not above the world. They do not tolorate disversity. That is why the Blacks and other minority's are burning the country
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stevenyc
Skyman, my wife's French, I've been there many times. I would like to say that your post is unwarrented and narrowminded. But, I can't.steve
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Simon
LOL
The idea of Marines bringing any kind of peace and stability to anywhere ...
I wonder if they would expected the US Army to ship in food supplies ... everyone knows how much better American burgers are than that horrible French Cuisine - what do they know about food eh? Probably don't even put ketchup on the table ...
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skyman
Steve:
American's need to know we are not above the rest of the world too. So it is not just the French. By the way I like your picture you look like French swordsman.