When I was doing work experience as a kid of 15. I had to get the bus every morning, one morning I was walking to the bus stop and seen the bus pull up. I normally dont bother to embarass myself by running for it, but this time, for some reason, I did. As I got near, the bus started to pull away, with the doors still open. I didnt want everybody to laugh at the 'idiot running for the bus' so I ran faster to catch it, and I jumped onto it when it was moving. As I jumped on, the bus driver closed his doors, so they closed onto my back and chest.
The bus driver slammed his brakes on, and I said "Half into town please mate" (btw half is child, one is adult) and he said.....wait for it.....:
"YEAH, IT ALMOST WAS HALF AS WELL!"
God, so embrassing. The whole bloody bus roared in laughter. LOL
