The cheque is in the post... WTS style.

by LittleToe 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    This evening I received a cheque from the WTS!!!

    Can you believe it?
    They actually finally refunded my last two payments to the WorldWide Work fund, which had been taken out of my account by Direct Debit erroneously, when my bank forgot to cancel as directed.

    I now have samples of Peter Ellis and Ron Drage's signitures, which I will photocopy for posterity before cashing said cheque, forthwith, in the morning.

    Oh, and get this... they called me "Brother", and sent me "warm Christian love and best wishes" (sounds like a crimble card) in the covering note that was attached.
    I can't be as notorious as I thought

    Further (in addition to the seasonal greetings) it was dated 4th December, which is my birthday.
    Bless their little cotton socks, for giving me a birthday present, too!!!

    ROFLMAO!!!

    PS - hope it doesn't bounce!

  • freelife
    freelife

    BLOOD MONEY!!!! LOL. It's about time you got somthing usefull otta those bastards. oh and by the way happy b-day.

    freelife

  • morty
    morty

    I am surprised they did send it back to you....

    Cant wait for you to share the evidence.....

    Maybe you can send them a Christmas and Thank you card all in one??

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    This is great... but you should be more careful about all the details you are giving out. With all of the into you gave it would not be hard at all for one of their accountants to track you down.

  • hillary_step
    hillary_step

    LT,

    Oh, and get this... they called me "Brother", and sent me "warm Christian blood and best wishes"

    HS

  • Thirdson
    Thirdson

    LT,

    If it were me I wouldn't cash one of the checks. I'd have it framed along with the letter (Ron Drage, is he still around?) and be on their accounts payable forever to time indefinite.

    Thirdson

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine
    which had been taken out of my account by Direct Debit erroneously, when my bank forgot to cancel as directed.

    Good lord man! You were a super Jahist!

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex
    PS - hope it doesn't bounce!

    Now that would be funny wouldn't it?

    Although if it does, that might make for an interesting news article in the paper, eh?

  • Xena
    Xena
    They actually finally refunded my last two payments to the WorldWide Work fund, which had been taken out of my account by Direct Debit

    You had them set up on Direct Debit???? They were lucky to get the change from the bottom of my purse, when I remembered to donate. You were a good dubbie weren't you Ross???

    Well if you cash it put it to good use will ya? Start banking for the next Dallas Apostatefest

  • gumby
    gumby

    LT,

    If you hold that check they gave you.....up to a bright light.......you will see the words.......'Kiss our arses little toe, you bastard"! ( i think it's one of those subliminal message thingys)

    Gumby

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