Posts by Carl8119

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Romney Jokes

by Bangalore in

"mitt romney believes that marriage should be between one man and one woman.

which is better than his grandfather, who believed that it should be between one man and five women.

" -jimmy kimmel.

Motorcylces

by harleybear in

okay i thought it would be fun to find out who of you all ride bikes and i don't mean bicycles.

we have 2 harley road kings.

what do you ride??

Carl8119

hey all kawasaki klr650 its my first bike I ride lots of unsealed roads through victoria australia.

I like yr idea for a club how bout 'xdub rockers/rollers' 'posse apostatus' lol imagine a group of 50 bikies rock up to the local kingdum hurl pull up out front and just start reving em up that would be a laugh an a half XD XD XD

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How do you work through the Anger

by jworld in

how do you deal with the anger when your parents stop talking to you?

my partner says i should continue to confront them but it builds so much anger in me and i sometimes i think i should just let it go and bring balance back to my own life.

it's sort of sureal to mourn your parents while they are still alive.

Carl8119

you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink. i know it's terrible when you can't help someone you love no matter how you explain it they always come up with some screwed wts bull shit answer that involves the most obvious circular logic I know from when i used to try to help my mum get out of the jws it was like banging my head against a brick wall and its so hard not to be angry and it only makes us angry because we care about our parents.

i just don't bother anymore if i see or talk to my mum, which is hardly ever, its never about anything spiritual or the "state that the world is in" the anoying thing is that talking to any jw is like walking through a mind field you have to be constatly on guard not to trigger any of their pre-set buttons which initiates their pre-progamed self rightous bull shit responses and assertions all of which can be very insulting.

I think that unless a person wants to leave sadly theres no point it trying to help them but also they should really want to be able to think for themselves because thats what we get back when we leave most of those people will never get to experience free thought they'll live their entire lives without a single original thought that blows me away and its kinda sad really.

For me not being able to contemplate the possibilities makes my life meaningless

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Comment found on Youtube

by Chariklo in

"in 1977 god and satan both challenged lemmy to a drinking contest, and god is still hungover to this day.?

satan became a jehovah's witness somewhere in idaho.".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfklffu7k7g.

Carl8119

LOL

satn probably wanted to mke sure he never got pissed again :D

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what is the dumbest thing you've been reproved/chided/df'd for?

by rather be in hades in

i'm a big science nerd and i remember when we were going over the creator book, that the big bang doesn't necessarily prove there is no god.. i said this comment during book study and the conductor's jaw dropped.

everyone was pretty uncomfortable and it didn't help that he ct me off as i was explaining the red shift and mom wasn't too happy about all that.

i had to do a lot of bible research and write some nonsense about how the big bang was not reality or some sort...ugh.. .

Carl8119

lol maybe so but the new world travisty of the holy scriptools cleary states that the squeesing of lemons is an act of violence :D

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what is the dumbest thing you've been reproved/chided/df'd for?

by rather be in hades in

i'm a big science nerd and i remember when we were going over the creator book, that the big bang doesn't necessarily prove there is no god.. i said this comment during book study and the conductor's jaw dropped.

everyone was pretty uncomfortable and it didn't help that he ct me off as i was explaining the red shift and mom wasn't too happy about all that.

i had to do a lot of bible research and write some nonsense about how the big bang was not reality or some sort...ugh.. .

Carl8119

Don't tell anyone I said anything to you, but I hear they're considering allowing Fish on Fridays: I don't suppose one day of pesco-vegetarianism would change your mind?

lol oh fish on fridays that might just sweeten the deal. Did your sorces mention anything about tartare sause being available?

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I ran into the C.O.B.E.'s wife....

by 3rdgen in

i was shopping, looking at a handbag, when m****** rushed up to me and gave me a hug.

startled, i looked up to see a sister who was never friendly when i attended her cong.

over 13 yrs ago.

Carl8119

@3rdgen I'm extreemly angry with them cos they took my childhood and i've missed so many oportunties because of jw brainwashing.

If you ask me brainwashing or ideological totalism should be made a prosocutable offence in a legitimate court of law.

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what is the dumbest thing you've been reproved/chided/df'd for?

by rather be in hades in

i'm a big science nerd and i remember when we were going over the creator book, that the big bang doesn't necessarily prove there is no god.. i said this comment during book study and the conductor's jaw dropped.

everyone was pretty uncomfortable and it didn't help that he ct me off as i was explaining the red shift and mom wasn't too happy about all that.

i had to do a lot of bible research and write some nonsense about how the big bang was not reality or some sort...ugh.. .

Carl8119

You ARE aware that Adam and Eve WERE vegetarians, right? Even though it's not been publicly announced by the GB, my sources at Bethel say that all meals in the New System™ WILL be vegetarian....

LOL I'd rather be dead for all eternity than for five minutes have to put up with a bunch of self rightous vegitarian JW's

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what is the dumbest thing you've been reproved/chided/df'd for?

by rather be in hades in

i'm a big science nerd and i remember when we were going over the creator book, that the big bang doesn't necessarily prove there is no god.. i said this comment during book study and the conductor's jaw dropped.

everyone was pretty uncomfortable and it didn't help that he ct me off as i was explaining the red shift and mom wasn't too happy about all that.

i had to do a lot of bible research and write some nonsense about how the big bang was not reality or some sort...ugh.. .

Carl8119

LOL how does congratulating a couple for getting engaged and that person not being baptized get you in trouble?

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what is the dumbest thing you've been reproved/chided/df'd for?

by rather be in hades in

i'm a big science nerd and i remember when we were going over the creator book, that the big bang doesn't necessarily prove there is no god.. i said this comment during book study and the conductor's jaw dropped.

everyone was pretty uncomfortable and it didn't help that he ct me off as i was explaining the red shift and mom wasn't too happy about all that.

i had to do a lot of bible research and write some nonsense about how the big bang was not reality or some sort...ugh.. .

Carl8119

I got defed for smoking

bt being asked to repent for being in someone elses dream that really takes the cake lol