PurpleV
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Help! I can't get my wife off
by xjw_b12 ini have been registered here since october 2001, when the un story broke.
i figured it is time to start my first official thread and introduce myself.. first i would like to thank simon for providing this forum.
i have enjoyed it immensely for the past year or so and found it both thought provoking, and humerous.. the problem i have, is trying to get my wife of 18 years to visit here.
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How do I make it the best Anniversary ever!
by kelpie inmy man and i are approaching our one year anniversary and i want to make it one he will never forget.. now as a female, i get very romantic and soppy.. i want to make our evening one he will never forget.. i have booked us into a motel with a corner spa, and will have champers and chocolates waiting on arrival... we have a 3 course meal booked into the resturant downstairs.
i am new to the "sex scene" and i want to make it special for him.. i have had a couple of good suggestions in chat, eg chocolate body paint, black stockings and high heels...any other suggestions??.
kelps (of the want to spoil him class)
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JW Facts for the Media
by UnDisfellowshipped in" (awake!, august 22nd 1967 issue, pages 27-28).
" (awake!, august 22nd 1967 issue, pages 27-28).
" (awake!, august 22nd 1967 issue, pages 27-28).
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UN FINDS WMD...OK saddam lovers, what now?
by dolphman inok lets hear your pathetic excuses.
c'mon now don't be shy.
let's hear what you have to say.
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The Watchtower Superstore,Paradise For Sale
by Voyager ingood morning everybody:.
i have been doing some more investigating, and found that the reason that k-mart is closing down, is because the watchtower has opened it's doors.
for those that haven't seen this web, it is truely a mind blower.
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Hey there, all you thirsty ONES!
by ozziepost inhow often you may have song the chorus to song 14 god's loyal love with a lilt in your singing!
did you ever stop to think how much the writing department likes to use the word "ones"?
a closer examination indicates there's almost as many different "ones" as there are "classes"!
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AWAKE Says We Shouldn't Judge Apostates!
by minimus inthe february 8, 2003 awake has an article entitled:"is there an unforgivable sin".notice the good news for apostates or those who once associated.
"some people who were once faithful christians have purposely drawn away from god, perhaps because of bitterness, pride, or greed, and are now apostate fighters against god's spirit.
they willfully oppose what the spirit is clearly accomplishing.
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FARKEL is wasting his talent.
by LDH inwll, i for one won't stand silently by and watch farkel throw away his talent on the likes of mozart, lindt, back, beethoven blah blah blah.. i think it's about time we demanded farkel make a career move that could place him in the upper echelon of world class musical artists.. yes, ladies and gents, it's time for farkel to record the kingdom melodies for our listening pleasure!!!!.
i'm sure farkel will take requests!.
farkel, i'd like to hear "move ahead," done apostate style.
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Birthday List
by nicolaou inc'mon guys, we can celebrate our birthdays!!!.
post your birthdate here and let us know how you want to get your 'birthday card' (email, post on the board, text message, soaped-up kyliegram!).
my birthday is october 16th and i'd be happy to receive any of the above.. .
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Til death do us part - divorce
by Lady Lee inwedding vows .
til death do us part
(note: although i speak about women here this can easily be reversed) .