District Assembly Title Generator

by ackack 38 Replies latest social humour

  • Insomniac
    Insomniac

    Don't miss this years Living Rulership that Taunts Satan District Assembly!

    Lordy, that one's good! I want the lapel card for that DA.

  • calico
    calico

    This is so funny!!

  • professor
    professor

    Go On Walking In Joyful Fear!

  • ackack
    ackack

    If you thought the Assembly thing was fun, you should get a kick out of this.

    http://neocrat.com/toc.php

    Remember to refresh to read a new wacky publication from the faithful slave!

    I laughed so much making this, my mouth is a bit sore. I'll re-post it again tomorrow when I can make new threads again.

    ackack

  • alamb
    alamb

    Oh my gosh, I almost peed my pants. You better put a "please put on your Depends" warning on this.

  • ackack
    ackack

    Yes, depends would be helpful. I've already peed myself once today.

    ackack

  • professor
    professor

    This is awesome! Here's my top ten:

    10. Pagan Art -- A Key to a Good Marriage
    09. Questions From Readers: Is it Acceptable for Apostates to Talk?
    08. Disrespectful Camels -- What Can Be Done?
    07. Do You Want to Modestly Flirt? The Bible Can Help You
    06. Using Caution Serving Where The Need is Great With Tarantulas
    05. I Happily Flirted With Immoral Wives
    04. Will Elders Ever Understand Art? Soon!
    03. Threatening Your Depressed Ex-Wives -- The Bible's Viewpoint
    02. Who Can Live With Pioneers?
    01. Enjoy Redundant Beliefs

  • Ingenuous
    Ingenuous

    OK, here are my favorites for articles:

    p.3 Wasteful Brains from Hell
    p.6 Endangered Goldfish from Dance Clubs

    p.9 Immoral Llamas from the Moon

    p.21 Young People Ask: What's the Harm in Flirting With Clean Well Wishers?
    p.27 Tattoos or Cats -- How Should You Decide?
    p.30 Comfort for the Stressed-out Cranes

    p.31 The Bible Helped Me Overcome Satan's Angry Cranes

  • El Kabong
    El Kabong

    p.30 Questions From Readers: Why does the Bible make no mention of Work-mates Eating Triangles?

    I think I better not comment on this one. he he he....

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