When do you say to yourself "Oh, that's full of crap!" ?

by Terry 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp

    when I get dragged to a lame party, and the same girl (and calling her "girl" is putting it nicely without having to offend anyone with another four-letter word for what she is) is bragging about how good she looks and how she can kick anyone's a$$. But that's at any party. What really makes me say "Oh, that's full of crap!" is when she says "oh, I beat up this girl...i beat up two guys one time...OH, I BEAT UP THIS COP..."

    whoa. stop right there. I already thought she was full of it since I met her, but now her crap factor just broke the wall; and I may not be able to stop laughing for the rest of the night.

    I wish I could show you guys a picture of this...uh, woman...but that's something you just don't do. You'll just have to take my word for it.

    laters

    kaykay_mp

  • heathen
    heathen

    Usually when I hear a politician making promises or alot of times when I'm channel surfing and stop on a televangelist station .

  • TheListener
    TheListener

    When a dub tries to support the blood doctrine.

  • Mac
    Mac

    Usually when reading posts authored by someone named Terry..........

    mac

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  • HadEnuf
    HadEnuf

    When I have to cook dinner.

    Cathy L.

  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp

    When I look in my toilet after a night of bad Chinese food.

    (heh heh) made myself LOL

    laters

    kaykay_mp

  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp

    oops, morty beat me to it.

    you can slap me later for ripping that off.

    laters

    kaykay_mp

  • Preston
    Preston

    Whenever I'm channel surfing and a pass over Hannity & Colmes, I usually react in a loud high-pitched Wu Tang-Clan vibe "Dat's full a crap muthaf***as!!!!!"

    - Preston

  • Mac
    Mac

    Hannity rocks..........a little too emotional at times...

    but, he is what he is and what he is is real..

    mac, colmes his hair class

  • Preston
    Preston

    Hannity rocks..........a little too emotional at times...

    Well thank God he's got a hand-picked fugly liberal doormat to keep him company.

    - Preston

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