Something to make you feel old.

by gumby 21 Replies latest social humour

  • redhotchilipepper
    redhotchilipepper

    I'm younger than Jennifer Lopez. Woo hoo, Woo hoo. Time to hit the gym. I think there's hope for me yet. I even think my booty will be smaller than hers. Surprise Surprise.She's got a whole lot a behind goin on. go jlo.

  • redhotchilipepper
    redhotchilipepper

    Don't be shy codeblue. We'll love you any age you are. Maybe you're underage and shouldn't be reading some of the comments on this site. Get out the wooden spoon for codeblue. She's just a babe and needs a spankin.

  • Gill
    Gill

    Sorry for not playing Gumby, but you can't make me feel old.

    I only have to look in the mirror and people still think I'm my 22 year old daughter's sister!

    Only sensible thing my mother ever taught me was to take lots of vitamins all my life. Seems it's finally paying off dividends!

    Smug fat head that I am!

  • frenchbabyface
    frenchbabyface
    You said your birthday is 7 / 14 / 1967
    which means you are 37 years old and about:

    14 years 11 months older than Prince William, age 22
    (that's the one I knew cause he is the same age of my son !!!)

    and that you were:

    34 years old at the time of the 9-11 attack on America(felt in the cross road of my life by age and at the end of the world by CNN)

    30 years old when Princess Diana was killed in a car crash(yeah lots of people do die - even in car crash ... so ...)

    2 years old at the time the first man stepped on the moon(so what is it exactly about this story BTW ?)

    not yet 1 year old when Martin Luther King Jr was assassinated
    What a guy ... but I have special feelings for MALCOM X too ... (we needed both ... )

  • notperfectyet
    notperfectyet

    Interestin...the only thing it came up for me is that I wasn't quite a year old the first time Gumby got laid.

    That either makes Gumby really old or he is a Gumbho.

  • flower
    flower

    55 years 7 months younger than Walter Cronkite, age 88
    52 years 1 month younger than Pope John Paul II, age 84
    48 years 0 months younger than George Herbert Bush, age 80
    40 years 9 months younger than Barbara Walters, age 73
    38 years 7 months younger than Larry King, age 71
    32 years 4 months younger than Ted Koppel, age 64
    28 years 11 months younger than Geraldo Rivera, age 61
    25 years 11 months younger than George W. Bush, age 58
    20 years 11 months younger than Jesse Ventura, age 53
    16 years 8 months younger than Bill Gates, age 49
    11 years 10 months younger than Cal Ripken Jr., age 44
    5 years 11 months younger than Mike Tyson, age 38
    1 year 11 months younger than Jennifer Lopez, age 34
    3 years 7 months older than Tiger Woods, age 28
    10 years 0 months older than Prince William, age 22

    nope I still dont feel old :-)

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    Hmmm... something about being 21 - when Noah stepped off the ark...

    Funny... I don't feel that old. <wide grin>

    Jim TX

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    MWahahahahaha, I am so YOUNG!

    61 years 8 months younger than Walter Cronkite, age 88
    58 years 2 months younger than Pope John Paul II, age 84
    54 years 1 month younger than George Herbert Bush, age 80
    46 years 9 months younger than Barbara Walters, age 73
    44 years 8 months younger than Larry King, age 71
    38 years 5 months younger than Ted Koppel, age 64
    35 years 0 months younger than Geraldo Rivera, age 61
    32 years 0 months younger than George W. Bush, age 58
    27 years 0 months younger than Jesse Ventura, age 53
    22 years 8 months younger than Bill Gates, age 49
    17 years 10 months younger than Cal Ripken Jr., age 44
    12 years 0 months younger than Mike Tyson, age 38
    7 years 11 months younger than Jennifer Lopez, age 34
    2 years 6 months younger than Tiger Woods, age 28
    4 years 0 months older than Prince William, age 22

    and that you were:

    23 years old at the time of the 9-11 attack on America
    21 years old on the first day of Y2K
    19 years old when Princess Diana was killed in a car crash
    16 years old at the time of Oklahoma City bombing
    15 years old when O. J. Simpson was charged with murder
    14 years old at the time of the 93 bombing of the World Trade Center
    12 years old when Operation Desert Storm began
    11 years old during the fall of the Berlin Wall
    7 years old when the space shuttle Challenger exploded
    5 years old when Apple introduced the Macintosh
    4 years old during Sally Ride's travel in space
    2 years old when Pres. Reagan was shot by John Hinckley, Jr.
    a 1 year old at the time the Iran hostage crisis began

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    NPY:

    Interestin...the only thing it came up for me is that I wasn't quite a year old the first time Gumby got laid.

    Could be worse. You could have born not quite one year after Gumby first got laid!!!

    Of course then you'd be all bendy n green n stuff.
    You're very bendy??
    Of course you are!

  • gumby
    gumby

    She wasn't too bendy when me and FMZ was going to put her in a luggage cart just to get her to her room. She just kinda melted.

    Gumby

    She don't wake up too good either

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