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Little Billy on ..... Math:
Little Billy returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks his father.
"The teacher asked how much is 2x3. I said '6'" replies Billy.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me 'how much is 3x2?'"
"What's the F**ing difference?" asks the father.
Billy says, "THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!"
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Little Billy on ..... Getting Older:
Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know
eating all that candy isn't good for you? It will give you acne, rot your
teeth, and make you fat."
Little Billy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Billy answered, "No, he minded his own F**ing business."
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Manners
Jokes and certain situations beg for the Fbomb