YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

Larry

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by George Carlin I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whomever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich and I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying? I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, Shut-The-Hell-Up already. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Al Sharpton practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one? I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years. I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again? If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know. We need our country back!

Mary

Well I'm not an American, I'm a Canadian, but I agree with everything you said............

czarofmischief

George Carlin wrote this?

CZAR

English Patient

We need our country back!

From who

roybatty

Too bad things aren't that black and white.

Englishman

This is the price of you insisting on independence.

Few of these problems existed prior to 1775.

Englishman.

Realist

hmmm certainly not the best bit he wrote! some of the statements are plain stupid.

Englishman

From who

God? Englishman.

Bryan

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

So how do you expect to pay for the road infront of your house, the police who protect you, the fireman who are there for you, the teacher who instructs your children, your sewer service, clean water, and make laws so (hopefully) no one infringes on your human rights?

I do agree with some of your post though.

Bryan

ozziepost

Larry,

This George Carlin sounds rather like your Michael Moore!

Ozzie

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

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