Letter to the GB...Would they see it??

by James Mixon 12 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • steve2
    steve2
    You over-estimate their ability and willingness to be reached.
  • Esse quam videri
    Esse quam videri

    This might work

    McAlister, McAlister and McDonald

    1234 Main St. #200

    Anywhere, USA


    May 1, 2016

    Watchtower, Bible and Tract Society

    Dear Governing Body,

    We represent Joe Schmoe, of Hicksville, USA. We have been instructed to forward to you this letter which will explain how you can receive a cheque for $ 1 million dollars. [$1,000,000.00] You will receive the cheque upon supplying to our office verification that each member of the Governing Body has read the following statement:

    “ You guys are a bunch of low life scumbags."

    Please note that you do not have to agree with the above statement. You only have to verify that you have read it. We have attached to this document a statement for each member to sign which merely acknowledges that you have each read the statement. Upon receiving this admission, which is verified by your signature, our office will forward to your address the valid cheque for $ 1 million made out to the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society.

    Your legal department may want to contact our office to ensure the offer of our client is valid. We would be happy to fax a copy of the cheque and contact information to the manager of his bank.

    Warm regards,


    Jimmy Doe,

    Attorney at Law

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon
    Esse quam videri: Love your idea. LOL

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