Come on Barbie, let's go preaching...

oppostate

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go in service?
Sure Ken!
Jump in...

I'm a Barbie girl, in JW world
Life is plastic, so fantastic!
Park the cart somewhere, and drink our coffees there.
Organization's doctrine's a creation
Come on Barbie, let's go preaching![x2]

Uh-uh-oh-oh.
I'm aJW girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it right, I'm pioneering.
You're my doll, no rock'n'roll, feel the rush in service
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "Don't tell the elders!"

Come on Barbie, Where's that call!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, Where's that call!

Make me walk, give a talk, or do whatever you please
I can preach like a dub, I can pray on my knees
Come jump in, Witness friend, let us do it again,
Hit the town, drive around, let's go preaching
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I won't tell."
You can touch, you can play, if you do: "I won't tell."

Come on Barbie, let's go preaching!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go preaching!

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Sister, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ministerial Servant Ken!

Butyoucanneverleave

Don't know what inspired this oppostate, but I love it. Now I have the song stuck in my head.

Simon

Ha, that is one of our favorite Karaoke tracks.

smiddy

Can some bright spark put it to the music ?

smiddy

stuckinarut2

Fantastic thread!

Plastic make believe world indeed.....

stephanie61092

This had me rolling!! 😂😂😂

Vidiot

Nicely done.

I'm gonna have to come up with a few more, myself.

Lostandfound

Brilliant!

oppostate

Butyoucanneverleave:
Don't know what inspired this oppostate, but I love it. Now I have the song stuck in my head.

I saw the picture above posted on a JW group in FB.
It's an actual cake for a pioneer meeting.
And the song just popped into my head.

So, come on Barbie let's go party!--(with the BOE!)

Ame SF

I've had to contain my laughter while reading this on my phone during the meeting when I was supposed to be following along on a study book.

Come on Barbie, let's go preaching...

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