What are the biggest holes in....

Darkknight757

this piece of cheese?

Anyone?
nicolaou

I don't believe that IS cheese! Your question is not precise in it's meaning or scope. What is your agenda?!
Dammit why can't you arrogant anti-cheeseists take your condescension someplace else?!!!!
Saintbertholdt

There are no holes in that cheese. The faithful and discreet cheese slave was chosen by the Great Cheesemaker after the devastating cheese shortage of 1929. Subsequently the recipe of the cheese improved and all holes were removed. That image is just some propaganda which originated from the Chalk factory.
Phizzy

Dead right Saint, Jesus said "Blessed are the Cheesemakers " * and those blessed guys would never make holes in it, that is cheating, asking people to pay for holes !
* I know Jesus said that, saw it in Life of Brian.
nicolaou

Cheesus loves you!
slimboyfat

26, from this perspective, and no other way of looking at it is acceptable at all. In fact other angles are irrational, ignorant and downright childish.
stan livedeath

cheese arse grice
sir82

I don't understand how cheese gets its holes, therefore God made them.
And if you disagree with me, you are a proselytizing atheistic ninny.
LoveUniHateExams

Define hole.
If a hole is defined as going completely through the cheese, then all those apparent holes may be just craters.
/pedanticism off.
juandefiero

Chesses Christ is the ONE TRUE LORD!