by natred 25 Replies latest jw friends
When I was a pioneer, I had a big page of jokes in my bookbag, for rainy days. It must be around her somewhere! Aha! I found it.
When Ezekiel is resurrected, why will he not be allowed to apply to Bethel?
This is a non-profit organization (okay, I know it's prophet)
What prophetess spoke God's word, died faithful, but will never have a resurrection?
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Balaam's she-ass.
Why didn't the little JW boy get punished for shooting dead the little non-JW boys from next-door??
His parents thought he was just helping Jehovah get Armageddon up and running.
Sorry
Chris
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian Universalist?
Someone who knocks on your door but has nothing to say.
anyways, glad to have found this place, after my initial "shyness" wears off I will most assuredly "talk" your "ears" (eyes?) off..
Angy, welcome! Go ahead, make our day and talk our ‘eyes’ off. Most here have been or are Jehovah’s Witnesses, we can take it!
Flip
You guy are baaaaaaad LOL ?! keep em coming.
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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
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A person who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog.
Hi Angy,
Just wanted to welcome you aboard...
What do Jehovah's Witnesses and mushrooms have in common?
They're both kept in the dark and fed shit...
Re: Elisha/42 kids...
I think it was made an issue b/c so many elders are bald. One in my old cong was bald as a cue, and his head was egg-shaped. Dad called him "old baldy-bean" for years. A sister told me that was disrespectful and quoted the Elish/42 children account.
I remember walking away, shaking my head, because bears don't live in Northeast Ohio, except at the Zoo.
--Reagan
"I'm not a woman to be honked at." -- Maureen O'Hara, The Quiet Man
Who was the LONGEST man in the Bible?
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Balaam. Because he tied his ass to a tree and walked all the way into Jerusalem.
Reagan
"I'm not a woman to be honked at." -- Maureen O'Hara, The Quiet Man
