"Yes , I did serve on the Governing Body for a very short period of time. One day Tight Pants Tony was droning on and on about some inane subject. I turned to him and said, 'Shut the fu@k up! You're driving me Ape Shit' and I walked out, never to return."
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sparky1
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stillin
"They were, like, down to here. So I came up with this harness that not only lifts them back up but it accentuates the things! I made a fortune!"
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tepidpoultry
"They EVEN took my ICE CREAM MONEY and now THIS is where I have to live!!"
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MissFit
Thank you for attending this years relationship siminar. Work shops include :
The swinging lifestyle: is it for you? Monkeying around - the ins and outs
Beyond grunting :Communication 101- how to stop driving your mate bananas
chest thumping 101: establishing your boundries
The art of Going Ape sh!t: Conflict resoultion skills:
You will learn to :know when to show it, know when to throw it, know when to walk away, know when to run.
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days of future passed
What? You thought the paradise was meant for you? Seriously? Animals are the meekest things on the planet compared to humans. And don't quote the scripture about the fig trees. You have two in your enclosure - share!
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MissFit
You too can live a simple life.
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smiddy
How many times do I have to tell you ,nobody created us ,we are all a product of evolution .All of life.
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Hairtrigger
I'd love to give you guys a sermon on the mount but...my females have deserted me!!!