Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!!!!!!

by eyegirl 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • eyegirl
    eyegirl

    Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

  • ring
    ring

    Same to you too eye

    Um......you draw that yourself?

  • hamptonite21
    hamptonite21

    And I had pizza for dinner tonight. Damn, I forgot what day it was.

  • Granny Linda
    Granny Linda

    Thank you. You, too.

    granny

  • Shakita
    Shakita

    Happy Thanksgiving to you, too!

    Mrs. Shakita

  • scootergirl
    scootergirl

    A THANKSGIVING POEM

    T'WAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,

    BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP

    I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,

    I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

    THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -

    THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE

    BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION

    WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT

    TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION

    THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.

    SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR

    AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.

    GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,

    PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

    I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,

    'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

    I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING,

    FLOATING INTO THE SKY

    WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING

    AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.

    BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED

    PAST THE TREES....

    HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE

    CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

    MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,

    MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.

    MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY

    HAVE NARY A LUMP,

    MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES

    TAKE THE PRIZE,

    MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY

    OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.

    MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING BE BLESSED!!

  • MegaDude
    MegaDude

    Let the feasting begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    but only after the gratuitous drinking!

    to be followed by the extra gratuitous groping and ....

  • eyegirl
    eyegirl

    GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!!

    just again wishing everyone a wonderful thanksgiving. may we all keep in mind how loved we are to spend such a day with friends and family. due to some recent events at work, this thanksgiving means so much more. to appreciate the simple things--to be thankful for my my family and friends that i love so dearly. ((((((((((((((((((((((((hugs to everyone)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

  • xenawarrior
    xenawarrior

    ((((((((((((((eyegirl))))))))))

    Happy Thanksgiving to you too!!! Have a great day!!! Love ya!!!!

    XW

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    Just a couple more hours and the Turkey will be on the table. The house smells of all things good to eat.

    And so, in honor of this day, I pass on my Uncles favorite Thanksgiving prayer...........

    Good food, good meat, good God, let's eat!

    AMEN!

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