walking around with a bar of gold...

by happysunshine 17 Replies latest social relationships

  • Alligator Wisdom
    Alligator Wisdom

    Happy Sunshine!

    (Remember me? I'm in Japan. We corresponded briefly by e-mail).

    The BIG question actually is : "How does SHE REACT whenever guys hit/flirt with her?"

    Alligator Wisdom

  • Smoldering Wick
    Smoldering Wick

    If You Wanna Be Happy
    Jimmy Soul

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
    So for my personal point of view
    Get an ugly girl to marry you

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
    So for my personal point of view
    Get an ugly girl to marry you

    A pretty woman makes her husband look small
    And very often causes his downfall
    As soon as he married her and then she starts
    To do the things that will break his heart

    But if you make an ugly woman your wife
    A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
    An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
    And she'll always give you peace of mind

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
    So for my personal point of view
    Get an ugly girl to marry you

    Sax solo

    Don't let your friends say you have no taste
    Go ahead and marry anyway
    Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
    Take it from me, she's a better catch

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
    So for my personal point of view
    Get an ugly girl to marry you

    Spoken:
    Say man!
    Hey baby!
    I saw your wife the other day!
    Yeah?
    Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
    Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
    Yeah, alright!


    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
    So for my personal point of view
    Get an ugly girl to marry you

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
    So for my personal point of view
    Get an ugly girl to marry you

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
    So for my personal point of view
    Get an ugly girl to marry you

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
    So for my personal point of view
    Get an ugly girl to marry you


    I'm so glad my husband didn't listen to that song. lol

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    Exactly the song that popped into my head Smoldering Wick!

  • happysunshine
  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    I`m with LB on this one.Cowboy up...OUTLAW

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    "When You're in Love With a Beautiful Woman"- by Dr. Hook.

    As long as no one is hanging up when you answer the phone , it should be ok.

  • Buster
    Buster

    Everyone involved has acceptable limits: you, them, her (she could do you a favor and keep the heat a bit lower). As long as everybody behaves, you're gonna have to get used to gloating.

  • bluemoon
    bluemoon

    I'm also with LB. If she is that hot show her off to your friends, then bring her home...

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