What would I do?

by Jesus Christ 31 Replies latest jw friends

  • Jesus Christ
    Jesus Christ

    I can start doing more concert reviews if you like!!! The guy who types this stuff out for me goes to a lot of them.

    Last was Incubus. Good live act, tight performance, great effects, wife was turned on by shirtless singer who is apparently hot, fun crowd, would definitely see again even though he's not a big fan.

    Saw Nelly not too long ago also. Show was horrible. The stage only had a stand for the DJ, no live music (all on tape), country concerts have more bass, people on stage that nobody really knew what they were doing (standing? handing out towels to performers? Nelly's friend from high school who wanted to get laid?), it was basicaly kareoke (however you spell that) with the guy who actually does the songs on stage and the lights and everything were about as good.

    Missed Paul Westerberg due to idiot stoner friend who decided to sit around and get high all day instead of go to the concert. No longer friend.

    Looking forward to Creed in a few weeks and Pearl Jam next summer.

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik
    The guy who types this stuff out for me

    lmao

  • Jesus Christ
    Jesus Christ

    Hey, what can I say? I get busy handling prayers and protecting people and what not so I have to have somebody come in and type stuff out for me so I can keep my hands free to play video games (Gran Turismo). He just types stuff out although he can certainly get things mixed up from time to time. For example, I would just like to go on record as saying that at no time have I ever said that I shave gorillas as a side job. Play with them as a hobby, yes, but no shaving them to make money. I was trying to make a point about when I'll be coming making my network TV debut and that idiot typist got it confused. Oh well, he now has an extra nipple on his forehead because of that incident.

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    Does it annoy you when Christians keep asking "What Would Jesus Do?"

  • Jesika
    Jesika

    Prisca--------------yes---cause I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • dsgal
    dsgal

    Jesus,

    I know the Bible says that you were tempted in every way so you must have been tempted by a woman.Could you please give us all the details?

  • talley
    talley

    Thanks to all and especially JC for giving me the most wonderful belly laugh and a big, wide smile this morning. Can tell already that this mood of ammusement will last me all the day. thanks again you cleaver, wonderful people, and thanks JC for puting life into perspective. talley aka Judy

  • Valis
    Valis

    Do you and the old man ever take a peek into porn studios while they are filming?

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Solace
    Solace

    Jennifer Lopez is a bitch who swaps men, calls out "JEESUS" during sex and Jesus gets off watching?

    Sigh........ Jesus watching Jennifer VS watching me must be like watching The Playboy Channel VS The Weather Channel.

  • xenawarrior
    xenawarrior

    Was that really you and your dad I saw at the Jethro Tull concert in 1977 or was it something I ate?

    XW

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