When will you die?

by gravedancer 12 Replies latest jw friends

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  ballistic

  Forget the year, the most important thing is the time!

  I'll be dying at 11.45. Just late enough in the day to have one last big greasy fried breakfast with second helpings.
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  ring

  NORMAL
  Nov 2, 2045
  PESSIMISTIC
  Sept 20, 2035
  SADISTIC
  Nov 1, 2008
  OPTIMISTIC
  Dec 19, 2063

  Hmmmm......all during the winter months
  Maybe my snowmobile will be the death fo me
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  DakotaRed

  When I tried Sadistic, I discovered that I had died back in 1985. Did someone forget to tell me and all my time with the dubs just a post death nightmare? Maybe I went to hell????? ROFLMAO.

  If God's Spirit is filling a Kingdom Hall, how is it that Satan can manuever the ones within that Kingdom Hall at the same time?